The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
At night, after they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute...
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow... Tonto, what does it tell you?"
From the "innocent" pre-war days...
Putin was having trouble attracting women on Crimea Beach, what with his tiny hands, tiny fingers, tiny....
So he goes to see the Doctor for help.
Doc: "Put a potato in your Speedo".
Putin leaves, finds a potato, and goes back to the beach.
Women see him, scream, point and run away.
Putin goes back to see the doctor to complain.
Doctor yells, "You idiot! In the FRONT!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
At night, after they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute...
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow... Tonto, what does it tell you?"
"You dumber than buffalo. Someone stole tent."