Nominated for Oscars: "My wife and I ... please bring the chips..."
"Why are there so many twenty-three year olds?"
"Taco Bell... I just let the menu speak to me..."
And this just in:
Franklin P. Adams was a famous newspaper columnist in the 1920s-30s.
"F.P.A.'s column was also famed for its unpredictable puns. When a theatre caught fire in the Basque province of Spain, & a number of patrons were smothered trying to crowd through the single door, Adams observed sagely, 'Don't put all your Basques in one exit.' "
Nominated for Oscars: "My wife and I ... please bring the chips..."
"Why are there so many twenty-three year olds?"
"Taco Bell... I just let the menu speak to me..."
And this just in:
Franklin P. Adams was a famous newspaper columnist in the 1920s-30s.
"F.P.A.'s column was also famed for its unpredictable puns. When a theatre caught fire in the Basque province of Spain, & a number of patrons were smothered trying to crowd through the single door, Adams observed sagely, 'Don't put all your Basques in one exit.' "