Congratulations to the creators of (in reverse order):
White Faceplate on A Beige Outlet
A Dorito Fell Out
Kid with Face Plunger Stuck on Face
Olive Garden (No one knows anybody who eats there. A franchise created solely for the benefit of the joke industry)
Canned Meat (Spam)
Short Tow Ropes
College Students Look Like 12yr Olds
Mask On (Cat)
Brother Was A Mushroom
Wonder Bread Snow Socks
Car Pool Lane
Rematch ("Papers")
Welcome Home From Prison Mom
I'll Have the Mocha Crappuccino
--- I don't always have time to listen to the show, but I would gladly subscribe if only to see such quality work.
The miracle is, almost every week, there are works of true genius in the batch.
And I now fall back on my water bed.
"$**%&$#*^%@#&^%!!!"
The wife deflated it. Help me up, please.
In other news:
--- "Fatal Attraction III Movie Remake Announced In Hollywood...
"Starring are the KC Mahomos, and The 49ers, who play in The Biggest Gay City on The Planet" ***
--- "Don't Miss The NFL Demote-O Bowl being played this Sunday...
"Featuring all the Bills and Lions players who have been drafted as substitutes for the Non-DeMoto 49ers and Chiefs, who will now be playing seven days later..."
--- "And if the kick goes wide-right in Buffalo on Feb. 2, six (possibly even sixty!) more years of No Super Bowls for the Bills..."
***Yeah, I know, the 49ers play in Santa Clara --- don't f*ck with my punchlines!
Besides, Apple's Tim Smith in Cupertino lives a lot closer to Santa Clara (43.8 miles) than he does to SFCA (45.3).
(That last statement is not true.)
(Ignore the third-to-last line in this message.)
(Damn it, Tim COOK is the Apple CEO... who the hell is "Smith"? Why even say that? There's Cook and everyone else is from India!)
So what was the cart one?
SPECTACULAR!
Congratulations to the creators of (in reverse order):
White Faceplate on A Beige Outlet
A Dorito Fell Out
Kid with Face Plunger Stuck on Face
Olive Garden (No one knows anybody who eats there. A franchise created solely for the benefit of the joke industry)
Canned Meat (Spam)
Short Tow Ropes
College Students Look Like 12yr Olds
Mask On (Cat)
Brother Was A Mushroom
Wonder Bread Snow Socks
Car Pool Lane
Rematch ("Papers")
Welcome Home From Prison Mom
I'll Have the Mocha Crappuccino
--- I don't always have time to listen to the show, but I would gladly subscribe if only to see such quality work.
The miracle is, almost every week, there are works of true genius in the batch.
And I now fall back on my water bed.
"$**%&$#*^%@#&^%!!!"
The wife deflated it. Help me up, please.
In other news:
--- "Fatal Attraction III Movie Remake Announced In Hollywood...
"Starring are the KC Mahomos, and The 49ers, who play in The Biggest Gay City on The Planet" ***
--- "Don't Miss The NFL Demote-O Bowl being played this Sunday...
"Featuring all the Bills and Lions players who have been drafted as substitutes for the Non-DeMoto 49ers and Chiefs, who will now be playing seven days later..."
--- "And if the kick goes wide-right in Buffalo on Feb. 2, six (possibly even sixty!) more years of No Super Bowls for the Bills..."
***Yeah, I know, the 49ers play in Santa Clara --- don't f*ck with my punchlines!
Besides, Apple's Tim Smith in Cupertino lives a lot closer to Santa Clara (43.8 miles) than he does to SFCA (45.3).
(That last statement is not true.)
(Ignore the third-to-last line in this message.)
(Damn it, Tim COOK is the Apple CEO... who the hell is "Smith"? Why even say that? There's Cook and everyone else is from India!)