04/08/24: Splendid. I keep waiting for a "down" week with uninspired material. It hasn't happened yet. HAPPY ECLIPSE, ESPECIALLY TO THE CHICAGO WHITE SOX (1-8 to start the season) AND THE MIAMI MARLINS (might win their first game on July 1st!!! DAMN THEY WON A GAME THERE GOES THE PUNCH LINE). Now, find out the difference between the words "affect" and "effect." They are NOT synonymous ("GET OFF MY DICTIONARY'S LAWN!").
04/08/24: Splendid. I keep waiting for a "down" week with uninspired material. It hasn't happened yet. HAPPY ECLIPSE, ESPECIALLY TO THE CHICAGO WHITE SOX (1-8 to start the season) AND THE MIAMI MARLINS (might win their first game on July 1st!!! DAMN THEY WON A GAME THERE GOES THE PUNCH LINE). Now, find out the difference between the words "affect" and "effect." They are NOT synonymous ("GET OFF MY DICTIONARY'S LAWN!").