I keep waiting for a bad Monday. As long as these find their way to my in box, that day will never come. What talented people! Thank you. Now, our new incentive plan starts next week. $100,000 first prize to anyone who can successfully explain these things to Kamala Harris.
(Warning: we ran this contest last year and 149 contestants failed. Then we told them why --- "You were speaking to a cackling dolt" --- and they felt much better... until we gave out Casey's gift certificates as consolation prizes.)
Sorry Tyler, but you of all people should have known JFK's middle name! I'm disappointed in you! LOL
JFK, JOHN "FITZGERALD" KENNEDY! NOT "FORTNITE!"
Any of you ladies want to go out for some Cheese Cake factory? The other option is Caseys.
I keep waiting for a bad Monday. As long as these find their way to my in box, that day will never come. What talented people! Thank you. Now, our new incentive plan starts next week. $100,000 first prize to anyone who can successfully explain these things to Kamala Harris.
(Warning: we ran this contest last year and 149 contestants failed. Then we told them why --- "You were speaking to a cackling dolt" --- and they felt much better... until we gave out Casey's gift certificates as consolation prizes.)