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Scott's avatar

In the movie version, she survives the Holocaust, but is trapped inside the attic until she can lose 150 lbs, fit through the attic door, and not break the ladder climbing down.

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Glitterpuppy's avatar

Excellent….

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Don Reed's avatar

04/14/25: For some reason, I figured that the comments section had been shut down. Well, here it is. Thank you all very much for these outstanding contributions to satire and comedy. Or as the brain-dead describe them, "memes."

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Paul Jackson's avatar

When I lived on the Texas gulf coast not only did I have a fridge in my garage but also an Addams Family pinball machine in pristine condition. Guess I’d pretty much made it.

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Glitterpuppy's avatar

Pi r square… no, Pi are round, cornbread are square

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messianicdruid's avatar

The fridge has to be an antique.

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Sandra's avatar

🤪🤣🤣🤣

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Glitterpuppy's avatar

Those things are called sand spurs. The Florida state plant.

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4th degree of momhood's avatar

We call them goat heads in Colorado.

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Tom Winter's avatar

Don't watch gay women. Too cringe for me. To be equal opportunity I avoid fat beer-gutted men.

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Ben Roberts's avatar

Solid freaking gold!

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W.D. James's avatar

Them are some memes!

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

learned the hard way. wear a red T-shirt when you are going to eat red food. Thanks for the Pie tip. Now I will make sausage pie instead of pizza ! That pickle ice is not going to be on the menu any time soon. But the Italian skin will be probably Sunday ! I sit on that chair anytime, in my little acre of woods, any day possible. Best time of life. Well, apart from the time eating pies of course.

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Ki M's avatar

Pickles and ice cream!!! An old school craving of pregnant women!!

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