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Who the fuck puts avocado or carrots or corn or tuna on a God damn pizza? Got to be a conspiracy by some to make pineapple on pizza seem more normal.

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I'm from Ohio and can 100% verify that mushrooms are not our favorite pizza topping...not by a long shot.

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And who woulda guessed that the most leftist state is n the country puts the weirdest shit on their pizza

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May 20, 2022·edited May 20, 2022

The stomach tattoo, can't figure out totally what it is suppose to state.

Family, where life ?? and love never end.

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I'm from New Mexico and can confirm the pizza graphic is 100% false. Green Chile? Bueller? Its on our license plates ffs and is the #1 export

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Black Olives in New Hampshire? I don't think so, my buddy owns a pizza shop and my brother-in-law manages a pizza place...They both say it's like 1 out of 7 pizzas gets olives on them.

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Where is the guy catching the laser in his had and the cat tripping out meme?? That one was awesome

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