Why do people, when I hand them a copy of the best of these meme dumps, always ask me the identical dofus question: "Where do you get these?"
Someday, I'll answer the question like this:
"I get up in the merning and hitchhike from New York to Arizona. There, out in the desert 200 miles from the nearest town, tripping over cactus roots and blowing on my pet harmonica (his name is "Herman") while dancing with the local Albanian lizards, I come upon these anticipated cascades of visual wit. Three week later, after riding the freight train rails down to New Orleans and then eventually ending up in the Penn Station homeless shelter, where I run into a lot of assh*les voted out of office on November 8, 2022, I grab the nearest available copier and create what you just wrote."
Damn! I have just demonstrated the danger of NOT first creating the comment on Word where it is easier to see what went wrong so it can be fixed before hitting "send":
Make that: " I grab the nearest available copier and create what you just READ."
I lost horribly yesterday with these!! 🤣🤣
Potatoes in any form are amazing! I've been saying that for years! :D
Why do people, when I hand them a copy of the best of these meme dumps, always ask me the identical dofus question: "Where do you get these?"
Someday, I'll answer the question like this:
"I get up in the merning and hitchhike from New York to Arizona. There, out in the desert 200 miles from the nearest town, tripping over cactus roots and blowing on my pet harmonica (his name is "Herman") while dancing with the local Albanian lizards, I come upon these anticipated cascades of visual wit. Three week later, after riding the freight train rails down to New Orleans and then eventually ending up in the Penn Station homeless shelter, where I run into a lot of assh*les voted out of office on November 8, 2022, I grab the nearest available copier and create what you just wrote."
And you will love:
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/sponsor-a-butthurt-celeb-for-just-8/
(PLease don't ask me where I found it.)
Damn! I have just demonstrated the danger of NOT first creating the comment on Word where it is easier to see what went wrong so it can be fixed before hitting "send":
Make that: " I grab the nearest available copier and create what you just READ."